Thursday, August 14, 2008

I'm a curse and i'm a sound
When I open up my mouth
There's a reason I don't win
I don't know how to begin.

top 25 best opening song lyrics... EVER. is known for their nifty little music features. And whilst being bored in my office today, I came across the Top 25 Best Opening Song Lyrics ever. It was great. They give a clip of the intro of each song, counting down from number 25, and the lyrics are truly magnificant. Coming in at number 19 was George Michael's "Well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body" as well as Weezer coming in at number 14 with "What's with these homies dissing my girl?" Genius. Find out what number 1 was here, you won't be dissapointed!

anyone who knows me knows that

I have been the biggest Duran Duran fan for ever. Why hasn't anyone remade this song?

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

winner of the week!

Boys and Girls, I'd like to introduce to you the most confused genius on the interweb. Meet the Burger King employee from Xenia, Ohio, who decided that for his birthday, he would bathe in the Burger King kitchen's sink fully nude. This is just so odd and this man is just so weird. Is he ghetto? 

Best part: the manager doesn't even give a shit! Health violations hell-loo?

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

fuck you very much.

Lily Allen's new single has dropped. And I fucking love it. It's got some pretty dark words for such a happy Sesame-Street-esque tune. Check it out!

heavy vee is fat.

And that's why this song is getting so big. Not because it's good. Just wanted to make that clear.

But it's fucking hilarious. And Heavy Vee's hook is all about how she doesn't need one. IRONY!


Taking a short break from the bloggings; I just wanted to note that my hits have been exponentially growing over the last few days on Killa Lipstick. I wanted to thank you guys all for tuning in and hope you're enjoying my musings and interweb findings. Please leave some feedback at any point, and I'll try to update a lot more now that I'm back from Canada.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

what's playing in michael phelps' ipod?

I've been watching the Olympics like crazy. I get so into it. And the announcers are the dumbest fucking people I've ever heard. Anyways, I watched Phelps win the Gold last night and it'll only be minutes until he's on again... and the cameras always zoom in on him prior to the race, and he's just chillin' on the side listening to his iPod. Sometimes, if you're lucky, you can even catch him lip synching a bit.

So my question is: What the fuck do you think he's listening to? $5 to the funniest response. Well not really. I have my money on him listening to Cold Play's new album.

nintendo is so fucking cool.

I don't know if it's all the Canadian weed I've been smoking or if this video really is the greatest thing ever. It's a rap some guy did about original Nintendo and if you're old enough to remember all the game samples they used, it's fucking awesome. Check it out.